a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.
Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
by sickofbullshit June 2, 2012
adj. describing a task or action as being ridiculous beyond the definition of stupidity. This can also typically the be the result of bureaucratic bullshit paper work that was contrived by some ass-hat with his head up his fucking asshole.
This form is fucking retarded, there is no way I am going to fill it out every time I need to take a dump.
by anonymous_that_means_no_name March 16, 2007
A person who shows no sense at all, hence, doing stupid things to get called this derogatory term. Also see Dumbass.
by Nikku Oenzu July 8, 2009
"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"
"Because she's fucking retarded."
"Because she's fucking retarded."
by SexyBoots March 6, 2012
"Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard," Colbert quipped.
by cody_hates_palin February 10, 2010
A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
by SuckMyMegatron May 25, 2014
Hey man, your being Fucking retarded
by BallsMcGee123 April 12, 2017