Kind retards 

Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.

Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole

Kind retards by Willybobo January 12, 2012

coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging

"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

coalition of fat gay retards by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

retards 

A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.

Please e-mail me asap.

Kind Retards

Jon

retards by GrEMbOt... September 14, 2005

The Reward is Cheese 

Name of the song that made deadmau5 (electronic music producer) famous. An excellent song with a NASTY dirty hook that just makes you want to dance your face off.

'The Reward is Cheese' is my fave deadmau5 song dude!

The Reward is Cheese by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Wayland Retards (WR) 

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.

Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

Wayland Retards (WR) by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018

Reward Syndrome

When you tell everyone about a thing you are planning to do or haven't finished, then receive dopamine from their complements, and end up not doing it.

Bill: I am gonna start going to the gym
Everyone: Wow, good job proud of you
Bill: * Doesn't go after all *
Bill's Friend: Take care of your reward syndrome

Reward Syndrome by CmdEngineer June 25, 2020

pork sword reward 

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

pork sword reward by Cock Neck July 29, 2012