retard gap 

the space between a person's ski goggles and ski helmet that makes them look like a retard. the only thing worse than a retard gap is a retard gap with tufts of hair sticking out from it.

"You have the largest retard gap have ever seen"

retard gap by niggalipnick January 4, 2010

retardaphobia 

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems

"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

retardaphobia by senor loco and count floorlicker May 24, 2008

Retardgasm 

Spurious crap spewed by ignorant morons as truth in a emotional tone. A form of eccentric confabulation, a feature of disorganized thinking.

A problem found on most comment sections of internet websites.

After an intellectually written internet article a commenter rants a hateful confabulation, receiving the following response:

"Can you please specifically address a point in the article instead of spurting out generalized retardgasms."

Retardgasm by Kashburger September 9, 2011