clasp-retaining high-five 

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

clasp-retaining high-five by QuacksO March 16, 2019

Water Retaining Sea Cow 

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

Water Retaining Sea Cow by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Water retaining sea cow 

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.

Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

Water retaining sea cow by Heatho November 18, 2006

It's raining cats and dogs 

It's raining very hard

It's raining cats and dogs outside right now

It's raining cats and dogs by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

Remainings 

A cool roblox Youtuber that originally started small when he was in middle school and made a lot of Mr. Clean and OxiClean jokes when he was smaller and started making more serious content. By the time this definition is being made, he is almost to 300k subscribers and doing well in the Roblox Star Program.

Dude I just watched Remainings play Plates of Fate and that Starworks dude died a lot.

Remainings by NotStarworks March 5, 2019

refraining order 

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

refraining order by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

Returning some Videotapes 

The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.

Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

Returning some Videotapes by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009