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ret
short for retard
he's such a ret
by headbanger666 April 02, 2003

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a phrase which questions the readiness of someone or something; short for "are you ready to go"?
I gotta get goin', chump. Rets?
by jdm November 21, 2002

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A better way of saying your every day word 'retarded'. Taken as plural from the word, 'reterded' which is a fancier way of saying retarded.
Is she rets?
What's wrong with you!!! Are you totes rets or what?!
My goodness, she looks so reterded.
by Widdy Angelz November 07, 2011

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ret
Ready
Are you ret to go?
by Bungalow Bill October 06, 2001

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Ret
Ret (verb): The act of throwing out trash, cleaning, or clearing out unwanted items.

Mainly a word used in Indiana or other "rural" States/areas.
Mom: I asked you kids to RET the table and plates after dinner, but it's been over an hour!

Children: Mom, we were going to RET the table, but Dad smoked a cigarette after dinner and we didn't want to be in the dining room while he was smoking!

Mom: Well, you should've waited until he was done with his cigarette and then you could've RETTED his ashtray, too!!!
by Emonowski July 20, 2017

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Ret
Basically a shorter way of saying retard
Lewis you Ret!
by Akira. September 10, 2010

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Ret
Adjective-To be mentally disabled or just plain out DUMB

Example-Your such a RET!

Verb-To run around like you have a mental problem

Example-I'm going to go outside and RET.
Noun-A person named Barrack Obama

Example-Our president is RET.
Adjective-Example-Your such a RET

Verb-Example-I'm going to go outside and RET

Noun-Example-Our president is RET.
by Zulu2899 November 27, 2011

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