I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON June 30, 2010
A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.
Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.
by Cheice June 12, 2011
One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.
My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.
by 123456789anonymous June 15, 2011
I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.
I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.
There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.
I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.
There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.
by Jonah Sauce September 29, 2008
DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.
by XbrennanXsurfX July 12, 2008
An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
ex/
John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."
Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
by Cheahman March 17, 2010