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money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.
Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
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retribution 

Just reward or punishment for actions done
The death penalty is a common form of retribution for murder
retribution by shibata12 December 27, 2007

Retrobution 

I rather believe it's more 'retrobution' than 'retribution' . . .
Retrobution by Dib Dob April 16, 2017

retribution 

Just reward or punishment for actions done
The death penalty is a common form of retribution for murder
retribution by shibata12 January 4, 2008

restitution 

Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.

The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.

When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.

Collection by defendant, court ordered.

The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.
restitution by Medici October 8, 2007

wealth redistribution 

Noun:

Robbing Peter to pay Paul. Essentially taking money in the form of taxation from one hard earning person and giving it to another person with less economic worth. A Socialist tenet often done in the name of equality, but usually done to gain favor with the poor, urban liberal voters. It is also known as the governments slush fund for funding social programs.
Business owner: Because of wealth redistribution, 40% of my income was taken from me and given to lazy, less fortunate people to sit at home. Now I cannot afford to hire the determined, less fortunate people who are actually looking for work.

Divine retribution 

When I decide I didn't like what you just did, and take action
BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY! THE TRUCK'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
Damn so that's divine retribution...
Divine retribution by oradio10 December 12, 2021