A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
by lolafitz May 4, 2016
New co-worker: "Will a Global Economic Reset be needed in the future?"
Stock Trader: "Yep, because of the current system we have now it won't for a very long term."
Stock Trader: "Yep, because of the current system we have now it won't for a very long term."
by Star Spire October 13, 2018
Term used to describe turning a battery operated item like a mobile phone on and off.
Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.
Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.
Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a problem.
Differs from a Three pin reset which is to turn something On and Off at the mains.
by Slimeburger September 28, 2007
A full body reset is a follow-up for a wake-and-bake. After one gets stoned first thing in the morning, the individual will then exercise, eat, and shower -- the top 3 killers of a high. After this full body reset, the user is back to base-line sobriety, and is ready to get that special tingly feeling you can only get when you get stoned for the first time of the day.
Jeff woke up early this morning, but didn't want to start the day until after he could enjoy the high after his full body reset.
by blueboness October 4, 2009
On a TV show, when something happens that is significant enough that it should effect the characters and plot for several episodes (even seasons) to come but is quickly dismissed with some 'it never happened' plot device or completely forgotten by the next episode.
Wow, this is some heavy stuff. Of course, you just know they're gonna do something to press the Big Reset Button at the end so it never happened.
by Anonymous August 31, 2004
Term used to describe turning something on and off at the mains. Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a computer system or router etc.
Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)
Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)
I've performed a three pin reset on your 'wireless router' sir, which seems to have cured the problem.
Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.
Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.
by Slimeburger September 28, 2007
When you Fuck a girl on her period and you shove a tampon up her vagina and she goes into toxic shock
by V4nta July 19, 2021