Remorseful Phase 

An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.

Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?

Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.

Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.

Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.

Remorseful Phase by jw23 June 25, 2010

Remorseful 

remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
/rəˈmôrsfəl/
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adjective
adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.

the defendant was remorseful for what he had done"

Remorseful by LilJDUB71 November 10, 2019

Remorseful Hitman 

Derived from the word remorseful meaning re·morse·ful
/rəˈmôrsfəl/
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adjective
adjective: remorseful
filled with remorse; sorry.
"the defendant was remorseful for what he had done" and the word hitman meaning hit·man
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nounINFORMAL
noun: hit man; plural noun: hit men; noun: hitman; plural noun: hitmen; noun: hit-man; plural noun: hit-men
a person who is paid to kill someone, especially for a criminal or political organization.

A remorseful hitman is a person who cries and says I am sorry that i am going to have to kill you but i was paid to.

Remorseful Hitman by LilJDUB71 November 10, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008