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n. individuals bound together in a house by which they paid dues or a fees to join. In most cases, members of a sorority or a frat. Yeah, frat. In the end, they feel like they are apart of something special.
If you want some superfical friends, why don't you rush with the Delta's and surround yourself in rent-a-friends?
by kool keith 383 November 05, 2005
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A person who is really rich and has to buy their friends gifts in order to keep them. In other words they rent their friends and pay them in gifts to keep them.
She has no real friends since she buys them things to keep them. She probably calls 1-800-RNT-FRND to Rent a Friend.
by kuh-rissie December 21, 2008
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A "friend" you can rent.
Usually a reject who doesnt have any friends.
They cost 1 cent an hour.
A loser. Cheaper than a whore....
Hey, man have you had a Rent-A Friend?
by Rent-A Friend August 11, 2008
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A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)
1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah
by somerandomgirl2222222 August 12, 2008
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paying currency usually american dollarios to have people who don't really like you chill with you and your nonexsistent posse.
your mom pays me to be your rent-a-friend.
by emojoe November 07, 2005
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