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Renesmee Cullen 

A central character in Breaking Dawn, Renesmee Cullen is the ultimate mary sue baby. She's gorgeous, everyone loves her and she stops the big fight. She's really quite the disgrace.

Full Name: Renesmee "Nessie" Carlie Cullen. ....Really? RENESMEE?

Renesmee Cullen: Let me touch your forehead.
The Volturi: Oh ok, we won't kill you now because you are so perfect.
Renesmee Cullen by KooChan February 14, 2009
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Renesmee Cullen 

The beautiful half vamp half human daughter of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. She has Bella's eyes and hair texture, but she has the vampire skin and Edward's hair color. Unlike Edward, however, she has blood running through her veins. Jacob Black imprints her and gives her the affectionate nickname Nessie.
Renesmee Carlie Cullen

Renesmee: Combination of Renee and Esme
Carlie: Combination of Carlisle and Charlie
Cullen: duh her last name lol

<3 Renesmee Cullen

Renesmee Carlie Cullen 

The Beautiful offspring of Edward Anthony Cullen and Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan (now Cullen too). She was concieved the day of Edward and Bella's honeymoon in "Breaking Dawn" the fourth book in the Twilight Series by the Goddess Stephenie Meyer. Renesmee or "Nessie" as nicknamed by Jacob Black has Edward's color hair, Charlie Swan's curls, Bella's human eyes (Chocolate brown). She has Edward's facial features and she is half human half vampire (on the count of Bella had her when she was still human). She will reach maturity at 7 years of age and then countinue to live without any physical change. She has a beating heart, strong skin like only a vampire could have, she has rosy cheeks like human Bella did and she has a "special vampire gift".
And then her body was suddenly still under my hands, though her breathing picked up roughly and her heart continued to thud. I realized the stillness meant that it was over. The internal beating was over. It must be out of her.
It was.
Edward whispered, "Renesmee"
So Bella'd been wrong. It wasn't a boy as she'd imagined. No big surprise there. What hadn't she been wrong about? I didn't look away from her red-spotted eyes, but i felt her hands lift weakly.
"Let me...," she croaked in a broken whisper."Give her to me"
I guess i would have known that he would always give her what she wanted, no matter how stupid her request might be. But i didn't dream he would listen to her now. So i didn't think to stop him.
Something warm touched my arm. That right there should have caught my attention. Nothing felt warm to me.
But i couldn't look away from Bella's face. She blinked and then stared, finally seeing something. She moaned out a strange, weak croon.
"Renes...mee. So...Beautiful."
And then she gasped-gasped in pain.
By the time i looked, it was too late. Eward had snatched the warm, bloody thing out of her limp arms. My eyes flickered across her skin. It was red with blood- the blood that had flowed from her mouth, the blood smeared all over the creature, and fresh blood welling out of a tiny double-cresent bite mark just over her left breast.
"No, Renesmee," Edward murmured, like he was teaching the monster manners.
I didn't look at him or it. I watched Bella as her eyes rolled back into her head.
With a last ga-lump, her heart faltered and went silent.


Renesmee Carlie Cullen's Birth from Jacob Black's Perspective. (Breaking Dawn, Pages 352-353)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026