by Mrs. Bateman August 15, 2008
Half-pire daughter of Bella & Edward Cullen (see Twilight franchise-cult).
Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.
Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.
Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.
Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.
Jodecahedron, Tanquerae, and Renesmee were arrested on the ave. last night hoeing for crystal meth!!
by Amanita Muscaria December 30, 2010
Full name: Renesmee Carlie Cullen
*spoilers*
A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.
When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.
Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
*spoilers*
A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.
When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.
Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
Fan 1: "Man, what was Stephenie Meyers thinking? Renesmee Carlie? That goes together like giraffes and post-it notes."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
by nonabugg August 24, 2008
The half-vampire half-human daughter of Bella and Edward Cullen. A character from the last book (Breaking Dawn) of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer.
by RainyForks! August 27, 2008
The half vampire half human child of Edward and Bella Cullen from the book 'Breaking Dawn' in the 'Twilight' series. She is very beautiful and rare. There are only five known of her kind. Only one of them is male.
by Mrs. Isabella Marie Cullen August 16, 2008
The beautiful daughter of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. Renesmee is half vampire and half human. She is the most beautiful baby that was ever born and is unique in every way possible. Renesmee though just bron begins to grow at an alrming rate. At 3 weeks old you wouldd think she was one year old. Renesmee has the power to show people or vampires her thoughts. All she needs to do is lay a part of her body on yours and you could see what she is thinking. Renesmee is deeply loved by her parents, family, and any person she comes in contact with. Renesmee's destined soul mate is werewolf Jacob Black. Renesmee takes after her mom in many ways, but the onbe characteristic that stands out is that she brings trouble with her whereever she goes. Renesmee brings the conflict that she has been spotted by Irina and thought to be a vampire child(which is illegal in vampire world)and this brings many problem to the cullens. She is also nicknamed nessie. All in all renesmee is an adorable half vampire half humasn baby with a kick-ass family.
Vampire 1: Wow what a cute baby.
Vampire 2: Yeah her name is Renesmee.
Vampire 1: Wow beautiful baby "Renesmee "
Vampire 2: Yeah her name is Renesmee.
Vampire 1: Wow beautiful baby "Renesmee "
by that's the way i do April 28, 2009
by xkirakirax August 5, 2008