An unnecessarily or inappropriately scathing and pedantic remark, retort, or explanation. Often considered obnoxious.
A Schrute remark:

Jim Halpert looks out window Hey look everyone, It's snowing.
Dwight Schrute pretend cute-kid voice Omigod! It's the first snowfall of Christmas. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him all of your Christmas dreams? Hmm? turns serious It's not even real snow. Look, it's a dusting. Pitiful.
by A Yankee April 13, 2013
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UnHeighten Remarks are words which are not edifying
My unheighten remarks left me depleted but I survived.
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A comment made by a rich person that makes the lower class think of lampposts and guillotines.
Marie Antoinette saying, "Let them eat cake," is a tumbrel remark.
by George William Edward Johnson October 14, 2008
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a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.
George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!
by wtf wth bish March 27, 2010
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term used describe something that is outside the bounds of ordinary. When something exceeds par, or is being experienced beyond the normal.
Hey bro, hows that hookah?

Man, its goddamn remarkable.

translation- the hookah is exceeding par. The hookah at this point is being experienced at a level higher than normal.
by Bobby Haha October 3, 2010
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Used in response to a put-down, turning it on the one dishing out the put-down.
Source: The Three Stooges. Has since been used in countless films and tv shows, including Clerks and Friends.
Snooty Rich Lady: "Murphy, who are those slovenly creatures at the door?"

Murphy the butler: The plumbers, Madam.

Snooty Rich Lady: Well, send them to the servant's entrance. We can't allow rifraff in the front door.

Curly: I Resemble That Remark !

by rabbit1978 May 28, 2007
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when, for example, a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves. they're too lazy to do anything for themselves and huff/puff when someone else hasn't done it already
a fat person remark is when a fat person asks when the next stage of something will occur, when they could do it themselves.

Example:
Fat boss: So what are you working on?
Grunt: Everything!
Fat boss: So how are we doing with that last project
Grunt: Still going through it, but I'm working on this major/very important project for our boss, so that other project will have to wait (note to self: or fat boss could pick up the slack and do it!)
Fat boss: Oh, what's that about, tell me more, blah blah blah...
Grunt: Go do your own work you fat bastard!
by GruntinglyEmployed October 17, 2011
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