After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"
by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 26, 2007
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"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.
Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.
by Chet von Wilkinson November 30, 2006
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The female version of Mustard Tiger (the greatest insult in the world)
She is such a Relish Tiger.
by guystby January 6, 2010
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1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.
1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.
by verythinice June 21, 2009
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The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma
"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."
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the act of defecating on a woman's breast, then titty fucking her, and throwing up on her chest as you titty fuck her.
I gave this girl the chili dog, and it was so gross that I ended up adding relish. I don't think i'll be eating a chili dog with relish anytime soon.
by chili master April 8, 2010
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A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.
After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.
by Tony the Finn December 3, 2013
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