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Time-Released Hangover 

Occurs when substantial amounts of Red Bull are consumed during a night of drinking, resulting in a hangover that seems to be non-existent until 3 hours after you wake up.
Mary: Last night was WILD! How are you feeling after all those Jager-Bombs?
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
Time-Released Hangover by Kate&Mary November 22, 2007

released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.

released a statement 

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

released a demon 

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.
"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."
released a demon by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013

released 

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who is considered a death-dealing anomaly who sacrifices all moral decency to completely dominate, humiliate, and devastate all opponents. Also know as The Great Released, he can only be summarized as pure ownage. Using immense gaming knowledge, strategies, and skills, Released utterly destroys all online gaming pleasure his opponents once had, or dreamt of having.
I just got fucking owned by Released.
released by Hlavsa December 12, 2008

Released 

Released is the alias of a professional online gamer who sacrifics all morals to completely own and dominate other gamers playing experiences due to no other than his immense gaming skill in any and all online games.
I just got fucking owned by Released.
Released by Hlavsa December 10, 2008