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Relaxturbation 

A meditation-like phase in the process of masturbating where one becomes completely care free.
Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.

Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.

Relaxturbation 

Chillin with my" best friend". ( masturbating for the purposes of unwinding from a hard day)
I got home from work, plopped down on the couch, turned on the boob tube to Skinimax, and enjoyed some relaxturbation.

Root: Relaxturbate
Relaxturbation by Sixshooter67r October 3, 2010

relaxurbation 

The act of stimulating your soul in order to relax
Relaxurbation is recommended when in situations of extreme stress and irritation, usually listening to stand up comedy acts and playing computer games. Examples include hangovers + children, old people driving in rush hour and sweaty armpits on public transport.
relaxurbation by Office Zomboy June 28, 2010

relaxebrating 

The act of both relaxing and celebrating when you are too exhausted to get crunk, Or just need a cheery restful time to enjoy the moment you are in.
Dude, after an 18 hour day I just needle little relaxebrating to unwind.
relaxebrating by McBro February 2, 2015

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026