Absolute top geezer that can walk backwards while nodding his head and spinning a man with a chainsaw while cro'd and popping out his willie and takin the piss on him.
This is where a pipe is inserted into the anus and then filled with pressurized milk that is at such a high pressure it makes the person cough up blood and milk.
person1: you coming to help me get a mas reklaw
person2: sure mate what size pipe are you getting?
person1: 3 and a quarter inch