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Relaxtion 

After curling one out, relaxtion is the state the body enters in the few moments it takes for the bum hole to close. A calm time after what can sometimes be a painful and stressful experience.
After dropping the biggest turd of his life, Jonathan entered a state of relaxtion so intense that he almost fell off the bog.

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.
Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.
realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010

slavery reparations 

no black person has had to suffer through slavery in america. therefore no black person should get reparations.
show me a slave and i'll pay his reparations...but you can't they're all dead.

Reparations

Allowing people to steal from citizens and stores openly without consequences.
1: did. You see those 10 scholars who walked out of foot locker with more than 50 pair of jordans again?

2: Give them a break, they deserve reparations.

electric relaxation  

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.
1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation


Waiter Reparations 

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.
“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers