Symptoms: Lack of spine causes the inability to keep pants up at the waistline and the tendency to act like a doormat in relationships. Mild retardation results in failure to lock bedroom door during masturbation, a strong preference for gay thai men as hairdressors, and a mouth that is incapable of keeping a secret.
*Jason 2 opens door*
Jason: Dude, what are you doing?!
*Eric covers himself up and frantically reaches for remote to shut off tv*
Eric: Why'd you open the door!?
Jason: You answered 'WHAT'!!! Answering 'what' means 'it's ok to come in!!!' Why wouldn't you lock the door?!?! GAAAAAAAAHHH
John: What happened.
Jason: I just walked in on Eric jerking off. Why the hell wouldn't the idiot lock the door?
John: Must be his regisphoma acting up.