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Regatta Roulette 

The act of taking the gamble and getting shitfaced drunk the night before the Royal St. John's Regatta in St. John's, Newfoundland. Due to the precarious status of the holiday*, this is a risky venture. People may have to go to work with a hangover, or worse: still drunk.

*The Regatta is one of very few weather dependent holidays. If the winds are too high, the boat races are cancelled and there is no holiday. (it will be moved to the following day, weather permitting).
Why is Jane covered in excrement and wearing sunglasses at her desk?

She lost bad at Regatta Roulette.
Regatta Roulette by townie86 August 2, 2011
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Regrettable Hulk 

A regrettable hulk is a very large hulk sized fat woman that takes advantage of an intoxicated man sexually. Regrettable hulks are solitary hunters and prey on men typically around bars and clubs when they are about to close.
"Yo Bruce, hope you didn't throw your back out last night with that regrettable hulk."
Regrettable Hulk by TheLoganator September 3, 2014

Beer regatta

“A complete week of hardcore alcohol and drug abuse in the summer month of august”
Poor young henry was too fucked up to give a damn that it was past his bed time... why? Because it was beer regatta.
Beer regatta by Beermassive January 24, 2019

Regrettables 

Regrettables consist of dirty sluts, girls who are a friends girlfriend, and fat chicks. Basically, they are people you would regret banging in the morning and are hence very dangerous at parties.
"DAMN SON! That party is 99% regrettables! I ain't going to that shit!"
Regrettables by Guaresca January 23, 2009

regretta cheese 

Older, less appealing, fumunda cheese of days gone by. The definitive limberger of all the crotch cheeses, which once happened upon, the finder rues their misfortune often never fully recovering from the experience.
I thought there was old gym socks in her pockets but it was actually regretta cheese! I didn't know fumunda could go bad.

Once you go regretta, you never get better!
regretta cheese by Ericter December 31, 2008

Slap Shot Regatta 

A Game In Which 2 Players Take A Series of Slap Shots At Eachother, One As A Goalie, usually Ill-equiped (uses pillows, couch cushions, cardboard, rope and other household items). most commonly played in North American Basements.
My Brother called me a pussy so i challenged him to a game of Slap Shot Regatta
Slap Shot Regatta by Pungkrawk April 12, 2010
Hiding drugs in one's vagina.
Mary was regatta through the border to make some dope cash, yo!

Imma regatta half a key of coke this weekend; imma make mad cash.
regatta by Joe Trapasso April 12, 2007