Todd Reesing 

The greatest Quarterback in the history of Kansas Jayhawks football. Starting QB from 2007 to 2009. Set KU passing records for yards, total yards, touchdowns, total TDs, completions, QB rating, and completion percentage. Led the Jayhawks to a 12-1 season and an Orange Bowl victory as a sophomore. Was the Orange Bowl MVP in their win against Virginia Tech. The greatest Big 12 player that never won the Heisman that isn't named Adrian Peterson.

In 2007, Todd Reesing and the Kansas Jayhawks hung 76 points on the Nebraska Cornhuskers, the most Nebraska's football team has ever given up in a game in the programs history. Todd Reesing is the KU football GOAT.

Todd Reesing by KansasRockChalk94 July 10, 2018

reesing 

Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise).

Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs.

Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.

Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time!
Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F!
Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know?
Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.

reesing by FredZep November 22, 2022

Reesing 

Messing with Reese

I’m sorry I was just reesing.

Reesing by Katatom August 19, 2025