The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).
Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
by Ryan Chappelle October 31, 2007
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by mikeyp7114 February 24, 2011
"You've been redzoned, don't come around these parts" - Officer "Goddman I'm in redzone I'm going to jail!" -Breaching Assailant
by unowned June 24, 2005
by K-StateCheese February 14, 2011
RedZoner:
a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.
a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.
Dude: what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!
Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!
by sarjas1 September 8, 2014
Just another meaningless 'insult' for someone who is not a chav
SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:
1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"
SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:
1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"
this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.
by _Katie_ April 10, 2006