RedTape's Law 

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

"All I did was make a joke about trees, how are people getting mad about this?"
"Ah, a classic case of RedTape's Law"

RedTape's Law by Redtape____ November 23, 2021

RedTape's Law 

If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.

Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.

"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."

RedTape's Law by Redtape____ November 23, 2021