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Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

wannabe rednecks 

People who live in the northern part of the US and drive old f-150's with lift kits and wear flannels, or dickies, even tho they live in the suburbs and think they are redneck
"Wow!, you look like your from down south!"

" naw I live in Connecticut, I'm just one of the dumbass wannabe rednecks."

Cosmos for rednecks

An edition of tv show, cosmos, edited for rednecks and hillbillys. It takes the creation of the universe and....edits it...to suit redneck culture.

another popular audience to Cosmos for Rednecks are the ever elusive night drunks, the Fadoukri's.
cosmos for rednecks quote:

It is clear by the bones of a JESUSsaurus rex that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.

Rednecks with paychecks 

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.
Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

Jackass Rednecks 

A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.
Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.

Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.
Jackass Rednecks by Kinglarsen84 February 14, 2019

rednecks 

1. A group of people that are generally from the south, though can be found throughout the US (upstate New York has an incredible amount of rednecks) That are generally uncivilized**, uneducated**, rascist**, enjoys the outdoor* sports (ie. hunting or fishing), enjoys country music*, knows how to work on a farm*, can fix their own vehicles*, laid back*, and knows how to make moonshine*

**. Tends to be those who live in the backwoods, and does not necessarily apply to all rednecks

*. applys to most rednecks, and almost all country boys
(Country Boy) Wooee brother, thems some real rascist rednecks over in Carter.

(Redneck) Amen man, them there rednecks real rascist, shoot ya even if ya white.
rednecks by Keairan May 14, 2007