red vining 

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

red vining by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

red vining 

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

red vining by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

red vining 

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.

Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.

red vining by Canavja December 5, 2012

Red Vine-ing 

When two gay men intertwine their penises together like the snakes on the medical symbol (aka Caduceus). Part of the process when gay men have sex and one of their penis' starts to open to accept his partner's homosexual man-wang. Following this ritualistic and ever changing act of passion and lust, explosions of the rainbow sherbert burst in the most violent of fashions and fills their with a misty, fruity and frosty goodness only surpass-able by winning the lotto while receiving a BJ on Ecstasy.

I heard those two dudes are into red vine-ing so much that their penis' got tied in a knot

Those dudes had a three way red vine-ing session that two of the three dicks opened up and swallowed the third dude.

That dude is so good at red vine-ing that his cock is search and rescue due to its rope like consistency from wrapping his cock around many dudes including horses.

Red Vine-ing by heard it on The Office December 5, 2012

Red Vining 

The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.

I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...

Red Vining by SavingYouth December 8, 2012

red vining 

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

red vining by joe bro December 5, 2012

red vining 

when two men intertwine their penises like the two snakes on the medical alert braclents

Me and Ashton had a good time red vining last night, almost two complete revolutions!

red vining by mrsomebody December 6, 2012