red moustache ride 

The act of eating a girl out while she is on her period, leaving a red moustache above your lip.

Antonio:Yo bro Belinda was on her period last night but I didn't care.
Kyle:Eww bro you gave her a red moustache ride

red moustache ride by KHer2 March 17, 2010

angry red moustache 

When some sick twisted guy tries to pull a bizarre sadistic sex move he read about on urban dictionary and the intended victim kicks him square in the face and gives him a double nosebleed.

I am so sick of guys thinking all their angy suchandsuch jokes are so funny. They make me want to go mortal kombat on them and jump kick them an angry red moustache.

angry red moustache by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010

Red Mustache 

Popping a girl's cherry then motorboating her vagina, leaving a "red mustache" above and around your upper lip.

My girlfriend was upset that I popped her cherry, so to make her feel better I gave her a red mustache.

Red Mustache by Harper Valentine March 22, 2010

Long red mustache 

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

Long red mustache by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

red milk mustache  

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

red milk mustache by rev_b April 9, 2009

Red Man Mustache 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.

If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.

Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"

Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?

Red Man Mustache by Thereis1 September 15, 2017

Red Sea Mustache 

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

Red Sea Mustache by Rick Portche February 27, 2020