case-of-the-red-ass

1: having a condition of being seriously pissed-off

2: the Accute-Stage of Angry-Blood.

"Get your dirty dick-beater prints off that brass ASAP before I get a case-of-the-red-ass"

by goodcop8 October 27, 2007

a case of the red ass

pain and redness of the ass after a day of the shits

If i don't stop shitting. I'm going to have a case of the red ass.

by jay hamilton November 8, 2007

red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.

Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.

by doug.bingham June 22, 2008

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 24, 2003

red rat's ass

Something that has no value.

"I don't give a red rat's ass!"

by Endogenous November 14, 2013

Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 14, 2008

Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)

Chris Livingston is a smart ass red-head

by theshortoneisawesome June 2, 2010