When you are gay in a state that in Republican and feel like you have to be in the closet to avoid persecution.
If you live in a state that voted for bush and you're gay you must got some red state blues
by Dan'stheman March 31, 2010
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Scott, Mark M., Epp, and Mark (who took over for Jonah) make up Red Wanting Blue.
by Brockman September 6, 2003
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When you put your penis into a spicy pepper and then have sex with a girl who has been masterbating with an ice dildo.
I really liked the sex life Lisa and I had, until she made me do the red hot blues.
by QB186 July 18, 2008
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Despite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church.
Church: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"
by Rufus Shinra November 12, 2004
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The Greatest thing scince sliced bread. you can never go wrong by watching episode 1-47 in one sitting. and if you think it is the worst thing ever, i will personaly find you and slit your thoat in your sleep.
Caboose: What’s a freelancer?

Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money.

Caboose: Like a mercenary

Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due.

Caboose: Oh that’s funny.

Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious

Caboose: No, no not at all it was good.
by deathstorm A.K.A Sarge January 21, 2005
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