rectickling

When you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips causing your finger to penetrate the paper and enter the rectum. Rectickling occurs when said example happens and instead of being uncomfortable or in pain you feel delight

Kevin sure has been in the bathroom a very long time. He must be rectickling for the third time today

rectickling by Schunor March 15, 2019

Get merch

Get the rectickling mug.

See more merch

Rectilling

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

Rectilling by BosHog October 19, 2009

Get merch

Related Words

rectickling • recockling • Rectilling

recockling

The act of using a condom several times in a day. Recycling a condom. Using a prophylactic multiple times before discarding it.

"Yo.. I can't afford to spend money on condoms, so I started recockling".. he said to his girl.
I've been recockling since before it got popular.
I started recockling because condoms don't biodegrade so easily.. gotta think of the children!
It's not my fault you got preggo... you know I've been recockling!

recockling by TastyKakes June 9, 2019

Get merch

dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

Get merch

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Get merch

Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Get merch

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

Get merch