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Retiremental 

Relating to the retired world and the impact of retired things, being old, or old minded behavior, on the person or others.
Person 1: "My Grandmother is thinking about getting a Town & Country car."
Person 2: "Oh, how retiremental of her."
Person 1: "-__-"
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Person 1: "My Grandfather made my brother wash his clothes on a washboard today."
Person 2: "*Laughs* He's only 13, why is he being forced to be retiremental?"
Retiremental by SeanHarbin August 7, 2012
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Rectumental 

The condition of having one's head up their ass.
Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.
Rectumental by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

Recredentialise 

Login Credentials is one of three types of Identity Data. Login Credentials to a Managed System usually consist of a username and password. Identification may also use a PKI certificate, and Authentication may use Tokens or biometrics or a set of personal questions that the user must answer. To recredentialise is the continuous demand by a website security protocol to require user access information and registers at around 7 out of 10 on the frustration scale, and can, quite possibly, drive users to experience frustration flash.
"Damn you Pornhub, why do you always need my father's username and password details... don't recredentialise me!"
Recredentialise by yoyokpc80 January 29, 2020

retrimental 

An extremely detrimental occurrence. Si much so it is equivalent of multiple detrimental things. When one takes repeated L's
Person 1: I can't believe we are the las students to have exams tomorrow
Person 2: Yeah it is so retrimental.
retrimental by Thot Stathi December 13, 2023

Decrementalism

reducing the quality of something over time; enshittification
Netflix lowering the quality of streams while increasing the subscription price is decrementalism at its finest.
Decrementalism by MisfortuneFeeva January 16, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026