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A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.
"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-
by pikachizzle June 07, 2011