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Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Reuniversary 

The annual recurrence of a date marking a notable event of reuniting.
Every year we celebrate our reuniversary on the day we got back together after our short break-up.
Reuniversary by MelToddy March 30, 2010

Head Receiver 

The Head Receiver is the most important job title you can get in a company. After a stressful day workers go to the Head Receiver to give their energy and take the seed of victory into their mouth.
Head Receiver: give me head and take my seed child.
Worker: yes master head Receiver
Head Receiver:*head receiving noises*
Head Receiver by Engle raped me April 14, 2019

receive and leave 

when you receive a blowjob and immediately stop talking to the girl and move on to the next for some more
nic : “i think she wanna be a thing
wolfie : “bruh...”
nic : “i’m j gonna receive and leave”
wolfie : YUH

Reziversary 

Main Entry: rez·i·ver·sa·ry
Pronunciation: rez-ə-ˈvərs-rē, -ˈvər-sə-\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural rez-i·ver·sa·ries
Etymology: Metaverse Slang for recurring annually, from rezzing + anniversary.

1: the annual recurrence of a date marking the "rezzing" of an Avatar.
Valiant Westland just celebrated his 1st Reziversary in Second Life on March 3rd, 2009.

receiver 

1.Person being penetrated in a sexual manner from behind. Usually refered to, but not limited to, a homosexual receiving anal sex. See donkey punch
Tom, Dick, and Harry had no personal preference has to who was being the receiver first. For they all took turns anyway.
receiver by Jamazz January 29, 2004