rearection 

When you get a boner and it just keeps coming back. The only way to get rid of it is to masturbate

Dude in 3rd period i got such a bad rearection

erection boner

rearection by notnichojones September 15, 2011

anarcho-reactionary 

The one who is able to understand that authority and discipline are immutable moral values, not needing a government or even a technocrat to tell him what is right or wrong. It aims at a society without the evils of modernity: representative mass democracy, technological vices, liberalism, feminism, gender equality, socialism, materialism, consumerism, narcissism, cosmopolitanism, ecumenism, mass media, the myth of success and progress, populism, Global financial system, globalization . Someone beyond the right-left spectrum, evils of The French Revolution. It proposes a simpler life, being able to develop within its true potential, a true existence. It can grudgingly accept any decentralized state, as long as it does not violate its culture, dignity and morality. One who is anti-system and believes in a rebirth of an organic society.

"The anarcho-reactionary is anti-system and sees the materialist world in decline."

anarcho-reactionary by tradical June 4, 2021

sir-rejection 

Refusing to being called sir because you don't think your better than others.

While the trucker was being hassled by a cop that sarcastically addressed him as sir, the offended driver invoked sir-rejection and said, "Don't call ME sir, I work for a living."

sir-rejection by jpg3 April 12, 2014

Recreational Reptiles 

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012

live slug reaction

a scene in a stars wars movie where after two women kiss, it cut to a disgusted slug. tumblr then decided that slug was homophobic. it’s placed next to two queer people either canonically or headcanonically dating as a way of saying they’re dating.

tumblr post: *2 characters next to each other with the “live slug reaction” in the corner*
commenter: fuck outta here with ur stupid headcanons 🙄🙄

live slug reaction by thereallvrb0y March 6, 2022

Parks and Recreation

A TV show on NBC. It is a witty workplace comedy, very funny for almost all ages. Cast includes Amy Poelher, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari etc.

Guy 1: What are you watching?
Guy 2: Just watching the best show ever Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation by Addiema April 26, 2013

Golden Reaction 

n: the act of getting two girls into the precarious situation of being naked, while allowing a male (usually a Kyle) to piss into the first girl's vaginas, then, once full, the piss will leak into a funnel which is attached to a tube that has the other end inserted into the second girl's vagina.

When the second vagina is full, a second funnel and tube is used to transport the piss to the first girl's asshole.

Once full, the mixture should leak into a third funnel and tube which is inserted into the second girl's asshole.

This leads to a fourth and final funnel and tube which leads to a beaker glass to allow the solution to settle.

The girls then take turns drinking their special concoction.

Kyle: "Hey girls, want to create a golden reaction?"

Kyle : "Have you ever tasted a golden reaction?"

Morgan: "I havnt had a golden reaction in a long time, would you want to join me later Morgen? "

Golden Reaction by JSmithInYuma October 14, 2020