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Real.True.Tuning. 

The act of purchasing and installing aftermarket Japanese domestically produced racing products (tuning goods) for the sole purpose of decoration on an import vehicle. One involved in Real.True.Tuning. is only concerned with projecting (see poseur) the image they use their modified car for what it was engineered for – Circuit racing, Time Attack, HPDE, etc. All the while maxing out credit cards in order to pay for low production, high cost, circuit oriented racing parts from various credited racing “boutiques” or companies (ex. ARC, Spoon Sports, Mugen, Volk Racing, etc) found in Japan.

Real. True. Tuning. can be seen at various static display type events but never at a racing circuit. Areas like a large parking lot, convention center, or parking garage are ideal conditions for Real.True.Tuning.
"Wow I just went to the Nissei car show and saw a sweet S2k covered with boutique tuning goods. It had Spoon fashion bars, CWest appearance spoiler, ARC dress up engine plates, and one of those awesome J's Racing sounds tubes. Thats some sick Real.True.Tuning."
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007