The dumbass' way of saying their favorite musical genre.
Guy 1: "Bro, dubstep is not real music"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up, real music is not a thing"
by DarkenedX08 October 21, 2016
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Real Music is a term used by people who prefer certain types of music, music that is most commonly not defined as Real Music to them is game music and music without lyrics.
Real Music is all music, from Rap to Hip Hop to Instrumental to Game Music.
"Why do you listen to that garbage, that isn't real music!"

"How about you learn what an opinion is, then you can come back to me."
by BlueEngland September 19, 2020
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It is what baby boomers call music in the 80s and before. Anything after that is "bad and not real music."
You stupid kids don't know what real music is. It's always with your raps and rocks and rolls.
by Roblox Steve December 13, 2019
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What edgy emo 13 year olds listen too, usually shit bands such as TOP, p!atd, etc
I only listen to real music - twentyonecrybabiesatthediscoCx
by kid slicc January 1, 2018
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The girl would have dated the basketball player but then she would realize the black guy was better in bed because of his John Holmes. And then she would get pregnent and the basketball player would catch her cheating because they baby would be half black. Then him and the black guy would have a knife fight, while the girl is on the side lines doing some herion and then she drops the baby and it gets brain damage. Then when the baby grows up it will realize what a failure it is and it will commit suicide which would lead the teen mom and the basketball player into depression
by FUCKING KATY LONGSTREET December 18, 2008
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