Reads-drop 

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

Reads-drop by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

my 9 year old daughter reads this 

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.

Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!

my 9 year old daughter reads this by quinchles October 6, 2009

that reads 

When someone is trying to convey a point and it makes sense to you. You do not always have to agree with them, but saying it usually implies you do.

"I think we should go to the pizza place down the street. The waiters are nice and they have a deal tonight."

"Oh that reads, let's go."

that reads by BedlamBravado February 24, 2021

Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

Sick reads by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

Big Reads 

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

Big Reads by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!! 

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!! by Matasma March 18, 2005

Smart Reads 

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

Smart Reads by Ant Hive February 21, 2017