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Re-education camp

Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.
Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." â˜šī¸
Re-education camp by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

islamic re-education 

When an islamic family living in a western culture sends their daughter back to the middle east (usually pakistan) because she starts to dislplay the characteristics of a typical teenager (ie. going out of the house, hanging out with boys, having her own opinion) she is then shipped away to a place where women are brutally oppressed to remind her that she has few rights under her own religion. Usually a prerequisite to honor killings since they are considered murder in most cultures.
''I had a friend from pakistan in my math class, but she disappeared one day after she told her parents she wouldnt marry her cousin. I hope she didnt get sent for islamic re-education, she was a nice girl.''

Forced Re-education

Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!
Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."
Forced Re-education by Hym Iam August 24, 2023

Reeducationalised 

To become reeducated, particularly violently.
Fat bitch so dumb, she's got to be reeducationalised.

Redducation 

n. An education in Internet culture and history attained via the use of Reddit.
"Hey you've been on the computer a while. What are you up to?"
"Just busy gettin my Redducation."
Redducation by ExoBit October 9, 2012

Reeducation Camps 

Iam "Hey, remember how people were talking about puting Trump supporters into Reeducation Camps?"

Hym "Hmmm... Oh yeah! That was hilarious! I'm a little disappointed..."

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "God 🙄 Keep up idiot! You never know what ANYONE means!"

Iam "SORRY! Jeez things are confusing sometimes.."

Hym *sigh* "What I mean is I wanted to see what it was like. You know?"

Iam "Why would you want us to go there!?"

Hym "I don't know 🤷 I think it'd be funny to see how they planned on 'reeducating' us. Hahaha!"

Iam "Probably a bunch of chanting nonsense in unison..."

Hym "Ho! Yeah! You're actually probably right about that!"

Iam "Hmm.. What would they actually even teach? Probably CRT..."

Hym "Blah blah blah, white people bad, blah blah... Oh! Wait! I guess they were right!!"

Iam "..... If I ask you're going to call me an idiot!"

Hym "They were telling the truth about CRT 'not being real'!"

Iam "HA! That's hilarious!"

Hym "What a good job, me! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "Seriously though, that's probably just as messed up as anything we'd ever say."

Hym "Right? And we're absolutely insane! I can't imagine a sane person thinking that sounds like a good idea!"
Reeducation Camps by Hym Iam April 29, 2022