razor dick

a very sharp and painful penis. often used in intimidation.

"we're gonna tear their asses up with our razor dicks"

"how was it last night lucy?"
"pretty good, minus the fact he had a razor dick..."
"man, that must've hurt!"

razor dick by teeoriginals October 15, 2009

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Baby-dick dick-razor party

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.

"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

Baby-dick dick-razor party by Terrorrape January 29, 2010

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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

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RazorRick

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.

Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!

RazorRick by Galcoolest February 25, 2005

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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