Billy Ray-tard 

A southern person, like Billy Ray Cyrus, who acts retarded.
You could also just call someone who is being a jackass or is doing something that annoys you a Billy Ray-tard!

"You Billy Ray-tard!!! I told you not to call me Squirrel Boy!! God dang it!"

Billy Ray-tard by SuperSmoothSullivan November 6, 2009

Raytard 

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Raytard by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

raytard/ricktard 

a person that is devoid of logical thinking all so know as an assclown.

Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown

raytard/ricktard by The Slave July 25, 2009

raytard 

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

raytard by Sascha May 27, 2003

Raytard 

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Raytard by Sithsteen November 11, 2008

Raytard 

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

Raytard by Narpo April 9, 2004

raytard 

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

raytard by Sascha May 29, 2003