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Pussy raspberries

When a badass high roller gives his girl raspberries on her wet pussy.
Yo son, I went to my girls house last night, before we could even get upstairs I had her pants off and was givin her pussy raspberries right on her couch. She said, that's love baby.
Pussy raspberries by DIRTY$$$$ March 21, 2016

Never eat raspberries 

A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".
Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold: What's that?

Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach

Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom

dropping raspberries 

Taking a shit that involves a bunch of tiny round turds, aka 'goat shit.'
"After spending four days traveling and afraid to poop, I sat on the toilet for an hour dropping raspberries like it was my job.
dropping raspberries by JTerk June 29, 2011

raspberries

1. To blow when your tongue is sticking out of your mouth, producing a rasping sound.
2. Cockney rhyming slang for nipples. Raspberry ripple = nipple.
1. The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Olde London Town.
2. It must be cold today. Look at the raspberries on that. I could hang mi coat on them buggers.
raspberries by The Strut October 12, 2004

raspberries

The red splotches left on the skin after falling to the ground. Like a burn, often coming through pants scraping along the ground. Similar to a skinned knee, though usually not deep enough to draw blood.
The baseball player slid along the dirt, a choice that would probably leave raspberries on his leg.
raspberries by nathan118 February 9, 2009

washing raspberries 

The excuse one gives for not showing up to an imprtant event, because they were masturbating.
Me: Alex why weren't you at the rehearsal last Sunday?
Alex: I was washing raspberries.
washing raspberries by shugatitz November 24, 2015