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rapeware 

1) Malware software/code that severely comprimises a computer. Machine has not just been violated, but violated and badly used. (multiple spyware apps, registry infestation, remailing, DoService node, cracking & hacking of passowrds)
I left my computer alone for 5 minutes and my girlfriend installed some rapeware messageing app.
rapeware by DrNo February 20, 2005
The Rapebeard is a thick beard, much like a chin strap, except thicker. The thickness of the Rapebeard allows the rapist to perform a silent rape, because the beard muffles out the screams the victim may give.
Phil: Where's Dan?
Chris: Probably putting his Rapebeard to use.
Phil: If only we could hear the screams...
Rapebeard by urbanrule20 August 20, 2010

anti-rape wear 

When you take off the sheet from your bed, cut 2 holes in it for your eyes to see out of, and then wear it to cover your body so you won't get raped.
"Wow!" "Do you think the WallMart will one day stock anti-rape wear for us Muslima's?

"Well until they do, let's just wear the bed sheets!"

"Hey look at this photo that was taken off us girls..."

"Hrmm... which one are you?" "I can't tell... where all wearing the same color sheets and I can't see who is who..."

"Oh shit!" "What was the point of taking that picture?"

"Well the background looks interesting I guess..."

"Oh wait... I found our anti-rape wear in another catalogue under Halloween in ghost costumes."

"I'm so excited I feel empowered now that I will be celebrating Halloween every day of the year!"
anti-rape wear by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

rapeward 

adj. describing that awkward moment when you've just realized you've raped someone.
"I got her so drunk last night. I asked her if she wanted to have sex, and she didn't say anything. She didn't have to. It was so real."
"Dude, I think you might have raped her."
"I mean, she didn't say no."
"Was she passed out?"
"Oh, shit. I think you're right. I DEFINITELY raped her. Fuck. That's so rapeward."
rapeward by peter paninini September 29, 2011

Anti-Rape wear clothing 

Muslim women in Islamic countries are forced to wear Anti-Rape wear clothing as Muslim men cannot control their sexual urges.
I had to put on my Anti-Rape wear clothing, the burka , so that the Muslim men would not rape me when I went out to shop for food.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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