rapequest 

JUST LIKE MAPQUEST ONLY FOR RAPIST--

You type in a name and it will give you directions to the person you want to rape and directions on how to rape them based on their body type etc.. and it will calculate how long it will take you to rape that person and how long you have till the cops get there and how long you have to run from the cops when they find out it was you

i heard M.J used this program called Rapequest which allowed him access to Americas youth.

rapequest by slmman101 December 28, 2009

My Last Request Group Limited 

My Last Request Group Limited are an e-commerce company based in Ireland who offer a service to people that enables them to record their private wishes and last requests regarding funeral arrangements,location of personal papers,small bequeaths,and other related data,which can be stored on the groups database and updated as the subscriber requires by entering their own password, giving them access to their own personal home pages(P.H.P.)

I would like Mike to have my watch
I would like to have my body frozen
I would not like flowers
I would like rock music played(QUEEN)
I never liked Mary
I would like John to look after my dog.
More examples at My Last Request Group Limited.
Full details available at www.mylastrequest.biz

My Last Request Group Limited by mylastrequest December 21, 2008

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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You've already typed out urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog, define.php?term=, Type any word..., and Top Definition, but you're still so bored i want to die, so you have to search what's on the right side of the dictionary.

Raven: dude stop saying you're bored. Get up and do somethin'.

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dj request 

DJ at a club/party/reception who doesn't play songs people request to him after saying that he would.

"nobody tells dj request what to play. let them tell you what to play, they lose respect for you. they lose respect for you, you lose control. not today." reference from the movie live hard sell hard

person : hey can you play like a g6 by far east movement?

DJ: yeah sure! i'll play it right after this song!

-30 minutes pass by without the song ever being played-

person: fuck you dj request.

dj request by DJ REQUEST November 19, 2010

requester 

The other side to the story of the legendary 'shocker' maneuver. Once a woman has learned to love it and starts to ask for it, the surprise and shock are gone and, by definition, it becomes the 'requester'.

Two runners in the midst of a long training run:
...
"How is your love life?"
"Great. my boyfriend gave me the shocker last night."
"What?! Are you into that?!"
"Yeah! It is my absolute fave. I asked him to do it."
"Wow! But you realize that if you ask for it, that it is not a shocker anymore, right?"
"No? Then what it is?"
"A requester."
"I had no idea! But, I think I may just ask him to give me the requester again tonight."
"HEY-OHHHHHH!"

requester by TryTbone June 10, 2014