holy guacamole this is a really good song
any sane gen z kid has heard this at some point whether they like it or not
any sane gen z kid has heard this at some point whether they like it or not
fortnite rap battle:
what up yall, it’s ceze in the builds and when i’m in the game i like to start with my kills
what up yall, it’s ceze in the builds and when i’m in the game i like to start with my kills
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
when 2 people attempt to rhyme and make raps to diss each other. this kind of battle is done over AIM. white kids who suck at rapping trying to act black usually resort to this kind of battle.
kid will: yo lets do an AIM rap battle cuz we aint got nuttin else to do and we suck at rapping and we wanna be black
kid keji: AIGHT! lets do dis.
kid will: what u gonna do nigga?
kid will: im bigga than u
kid will: i can huslte more shit that u can think of prude
kid will: i had to stop my rhymin cause my bitch walked in
kid will: but i wont eva stop, eva stop rhymin kid
kid will: cause im da kind king of da south they all know me by name
kid kenji: u say ur black, and ghetto, and goddamn hood, but u can
dance about as well as Elton John could
kid kenji: u say ya straight, and right, and downright pimp, but to
tell u the truth, i see a bleached white blimp.
kid will: i might be a blim, and down right chubby, but that more than u
can say cause the girl wanna fuck me
kid kenji: the girl wanna fuck u? gimme a break. ur like some boobs and
a dick on a birthday cak
kid will: U think that u can take me? the kind of da south?
kid will: FUCKING ASS is all that u do
kid will: i wish that u would stop and let me do what i do?
kid kenji: William Ashby Brewer? The king of the south? Thats hard to
say when u got someone's dick in yo mouth.
kid will: but apparently ur gay and u just fuck up there hair, see da gurl
dont like u cause u cant find that spot, i can understand how it might be
hard, cause u dicks to small to get the spot in ur bitches.....
kid kenji: i cant find the spot? my dick is too small? well see the
problem is that u, u have nothin at all
kid will: now how would you know that have u been lookin again? Just like
i thought ud be a faggot to the end
kid kenji: a faggot? a faggot? better check yo mind, i'd think that by
now you'd know ur own kind.
kid will: My own kind u should check ur ow mind, wernt you the one lookin
at his behind
kid kenji: that was dumb.
kid will: and i bet u are numb, i done told u not to drink all that coke n
rum
kid kenji: Why the fuck would i look back at the ass of a man? but i
heard that you were Elton John's #1 fan.
kid kenji: i may be out there having a little Coke and rum, but Will
would rather have thatone other dude's cum
kid will: I hear that uve move on to da chong and chike, i hear its fucked
u up and now u fuck a chink.
kid kenji: Will is dumb. It aint chike but its Cheech and Chong, but he
dont care who--just at least theyre long.
kid will: Long? Long? Have u been bangin ur bong? Dont even keep on tryin
to continue this song
kid kenji: Bangin a bong? what, you think i smoke pot? I think ur just
mad cuz u and Dan White got caught.
kid will: U think that ur bad cause u suck on ur bong, the only problem is
that i be dealin u dat Chong,
kid will: See i got u nigga, im one of a kind, all i can say to u is stare
at a bitches behind. Im still da king of da south and u cant even match
the words commin out of my mouth.
kid kenji: U? Dealin drugs? dont play me, dude. The only thing that
youre addicted to is food.
kid will: Whats wrong with that nigga, u dont like to eat. That how i keep
my hood alive is steal all ur shit, even ur mommas come on over to eat
some of it
kid kenji: H to the izzo. V to tha izza. Will will come back and lose another dizzay.
kid will: H to the izzo. V to the Izza. All that Kenji knows is that my drugs make him dizzy
kid kenji: I whooped yo ass ova and ova, but keep on tryin. maybe be the next hova.
kid will: Hova aint a name its some shit u made up, dont u wish u could be me spittin all dem rhymes up
kid kenji: will's the one dizzy. gimme a break. and when he falls, the whole world will feel the earthquake.
kid will: Do you know how to rhymye u pathetic bitch, u wish that cum but now fucks a snitchid say i overall win, cause im da king of the south all u btiches know when, 6 o clock sun down is when u get done, i like them medium rare with a little on the side, so u can come now and well fly ay ay high.
kid kenji: the men get done? boy, i know u do that. But sometimes they cant feel it under all the fat.
kid will: the battle is done, i done fucked u all the way to kingdome come
kid will: are bitches men, not in my hood, i dont know what u were thinkin but u just got stood
kid kenji: fucked me to kingdom come? thats gay as hell. u must do that a lot, but u dont kiss and tell.
kid kenji: I got stood? Thats not really right. But Will likes the men when their jeans are tight.
kid will: At least when i fuck pussy i fuck it good, and all the ones i fuck are tight and good
kid kenji: u tryna battle me? come on now, why? u dumb as hell, i just gotta say bye bye
kid keji: AIGHT! lets do dis.
kid will: what u gonna do nigga?
kid will: im bigga than u
kid will: i can huslte more shit that u can think of prude
kid will: i had to stop my rhymin cause my bitch walked in
kid will: but i wont eva stop, eva stop rhymin kid
kid will: cause im da kind king of da south they all know me by name
kid kenji: u say ur black, and ghetto, and goddamn hood, but u can
dance about as well as Elton John could
kid kenji: u say ya straight, and right, and downright pimp, but to
tell u the truth, i see a bleached white blimp.
kid will: i might be a blim, and down right chubby, but that more than u
can say cause the girl wanna fuck me
kid kenji: the girl wanna fuck u? gimme a break. ur like some boobs and
a dick on a birthday cak
kid will: U think that u can take me? the kind of da south?
kid will: FUCKING ASS is all that u do
kid will: i wish that u would stop and let me do what i do?
kid kenji: William Ashby Brewer? The king of the south? Thats hard to
say when u got someone's dick in yo mouth.
kid will: but apparently ur gay and u just fuck up there hair, see da gurl
dont like u cause u cant find that spot, i can understand how it might be
hard, cause u dicks to small to get the spot in ur bitches.....
kid kenji: i cant find the spot? my dick is too small? well see the
problem is that u, u have nothin at all
kid will: now how would you know that have u been lookin again? Just like
i thought ud be a faggot to the end
kid kenji: a faggot? a faggot? better check yo mind, i'd think that by
now you'd know ur own kind.
kid will: My own kind u should check ur ow mind, wernt you the one lookin
at his behind
kid kenji: that was dumb.
kid will: and i bet u are numb, i done told u not to drink all that coke n
rum
kid kenji: Why the fuck would i look back at the ass of a man? but i
heard that you were Elton John's #1 fan.
kid kenji: i may be out there having a little Coke and rum, but Will
would rather have thatone other dude's cum
kid will: I hear that uve move on to da chong and chike, i hear its fucked
u up and now u fuck a chink.
kid kenji: Will is dumb. It aint chike but its Cheech and Chong, but he
dont care who--just at least theyre long.
kid will: Long? Long? Have u been bangin ur bong? Dont even keep on tryin
to continue this song
kid kenji: Bangin a bong? what, you think i smoke pot? I think ur just
mad cuz u and Dan White got caught.
kid will: U think that ur bad cause u suck on ur bong, the only problem is
that i be dealin u dat Chong,
kid will: See i got u nigga, im one of a kind, all i can say to u is stare
at a bitches behind. Im still da king of da south and u cant even match
the words commin out of my mouth.
kid kenji: U? Dealin drugs? dont play me, dude. The only thing that
youre addicted to is food.
kid will: Whats wrong with that nigga, u dont like to eat. That how i keep
my hood alive is steal all ur shit, even ur mommas come on over to eat
some of it
kid kenji: H to the izzo. V to tha izza. Will will come back and lose another dizzay.
kid will: H to the izzo. V to the Izza. All that Kenji knows is that my drugs make him dizzy
kid kenji: I whooped yo ass ova and ova, but keep on tryin. maybe be the next hova.
kid will: Hova aint a name its some shit u made up, dont u wish u could be me spittin all dem rhymes up
kid kenji: will's the one dizzy. gimme a break. and when he falls, the whole world will feel the earthquake.
kid will: Do you know how to rhymye u pathetic bitch, u wish that cum but now fucks a snitchid say i overall win, cause im da king of the south all u btiches know when, 6 o clock sun down is when u get done, i like them medium rare with a little on the side, so u can come now and well fly ay ay high.
kid kenji: the men get done? boy, i know u do that. But sometimes they cant feel it under all the fat.
kid will: the battle is done, i done fucked u all the way to kingdome come
kid will: are bitches men, not in my hood, i dont know what u were thinkin but u just got stood
kid kenji: fucked me to kingdom come? thats gay as hell. u must do that a lot, but u dont kiss and tell.
kid kenji: I got stood? Thats not really right. But Will likes the men when their jeans are tight.
kid will: At least when i fuck pussy i fuck it good, and all the ones i fuck are tight and good
kid kenji: u tryna battle me? come on now, why? u dumb as hell, i just gotta say bye bye
by charles 'king of the south' jones March 31, 2006
ah yes, the perfect roblox game to rap people.
only thing is nobody can rap, and theres a 1 in 2 chance you will find someone toxic.
nice, right?
only thing is nobody can rap, and theres a 1 in 2 chance you will find someone toxic.
nice, right?
by i guess im fucked. April 23, 2022
When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.
by skint217 November 5, 2010
n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
by I Palindrome I June 30, 2011
Taking wonderful, brilliant members of our history and mocking them. Ruining history twice a year by shaming brilliant men and women of our past by dressing people up in costumes that look little like who they're suppose to be, then giving them 'lyrics' that are so vulgar, immature and improper that it just makes more of a fool out of the producers.
Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Have you seen the latest Epic Rap Battles of History episode? They mock the founders of the country they're living in and get about 95% of the history wrong. Pretty good episode for them.
by Cewlt November 19, 2015
Commonly known as rap battle, except to make it more ganster they call it battle rap. To battle with rap. Also Sara doesn't believe that this is a word.... now it is! <3
by joesuff_8 July 21, 2008