Randomese 

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

Randomese by Stealthage October 15, 2009

Randomist 

1. One who is often random
2. People who love to talk about random things

1. He's a randomist
2. All my friends are randomist

Randomist by Janne, Dian & aL December 30, 2005

randomest 

a word in the Alexa ditctionary.
1. beyond random, the most random random can get.

1. that was the totallyest randomest thing ever!

randomest by ADD April 18, 2005

Randometer 

A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.

Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.

Randometer by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009

Professional Randomist 

A Professional Randomist is someone with a wide and random assortment of skills. So random and wide that it is hard to describe their special talents and skills or a particular thing that they are good at.

Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.

Professional Randomist by ChibiAngel86 April 21, 2009

kpop_randomstuff 

A Kpop fan page who has beat the world record of the most farts in a single day.

Yo, have you seen kpop_randomstuff on the news for farting 26 times today?

kpop_randomstuff by sourene January 1, 2021

randomistic

a totally awesome way of saying random, because random is too boring for some sentances.

Wow, that unicorn siting was sooo randomistic!

randomistic by ameda murdock November 30, 2010