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ranzscaper

any ranz who plays runescape non stop all summer. In most cases, said person fishes for lobby's, mines coal, and cuts down dark magical trees to build fires. They then use the fires to cook their lobby's of course. In intense player-killing (pk) episodes deep in the wildy, ranzscapers eat their lobby's and other cooked food for increased health-XP. Noobs to the game usually get killed by spell-casting ranzes. Anyone who fits this definition would rather pursue secret quests than have a legitimate social life. In other words, aforementioned person is so ranz.
"Stop being such a ranzscaper and lets hangout this summer, bro favor"
ranzscaper by joe shmoe9999 August 23, 2009
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Filthy Runescaper 

One who is hopelessly addicted to the massive online game, Runescape. "Filthy Runescapers" usually resemble a chubby, nerdy-looking boy. But beware, sometimes these super-nerds can appear in female form too. These "people" usually come to school ranting and raving with their nerdy friends on how they finally completed the "Trolls of Faramont" quest on Runescape the other night. Beware! If they get too close they may give you their Runename so you can chat with them, or even worse, invite you to play with them.
An unfourtunate encounter with a Filty Runescaper
Filthy Runescaper: Hey, you! Guess what?
You: You're a Filthy Runescaper, why would I care?
Filthy Runescaper: Because all of Valador trembles at the very sight of my dragon-skinned sword and Mithril long-range elf bow!

Runescapers

These people are known to be total A-Holes.
they beg, whine, tick people off and comment negatively on basically anything that isn't runescape.

Not all runescape players are Runecapers, they average player will usually play, forget and play again, while the Runescaper will play, play, brag, rant, play,play and be a jackass, or whack off.

They are heard talking about runescape 80% of the time. other times they are being jackasses or ranting on another game, that's probably better.

hanging around runescapers are like hanging around cock blockers or twat swatters, commonly turning the very flirty (or normal) conversation into something really gay or embarrassing, provided you are not a runescaper.
Runescapers=RS

Greg: yo, i made this awesome cake
hot chick: That looks great
RS: THE C@K3 1 M@D3 0N RUN3SC4P3 IS 1000000 T1M3S B3TT4R!1!
(the cake i made on runescape is 1000000 times better)
hot chick: yeah... i should go....
Greg: WAIT NO!!! DX

runescaper 

A person who plays RuneScape. Usually people who play RuneScape have some of the biggest dicks in the world, except for the Penis Jackers (pjers), they have the worlds tiniest dicks.
Wow, that kid is such a runescaper, his genitals must be very large.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026