a rambling monologue with frequent references to awesomeness, winning, and tigers' blood, often containing expressions of antisemitism and violent tendencies. Sheen rants come from all kinds of people, but most commonly from borderline DBs.
Dude, chuck thinks he's such a BA. He went off on another sheen rant today like he craps gold or something.
by bachinn March 8, 2011
A overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as MSN
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
Person 1: If you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works I mean I did it and now I have a baby
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
by OLZ. V. July 25, 2009
by donutsforbreakfast May 29, 2015
A venting session involving the word 'fuck', and variations of it. The fuck rant is designed to release anger.
Jim: I fucking hate that fucking kid so fucking much I just fucking want to fucking fuck shit up.
Ted: Woah man, slow down. Don't fuck rant without me.
Ted: Woah man, slow down. Don't fuck rant without me.
by Kayla------- February 16, 2009
An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.
Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
by Tommie Salami October 31, 2010
When a woman bottles up all her anger and feelings and releases it all in one hostile, bitchy rant. (minimum minute-long)
You will find sweeping generalizations, distorted memories, and general drama.
You will find sweeping generalizations, distorted memories, and general drama.
-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana goes on a bitch-rant
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana goes on a bitch-rant
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
by wise_observer September 23, 2009
by levi January 23, 2004