randosplain 

A pompous explanation of context by an anonymous social media user, usually to someone with actual expertise or experience.

ProfessBioMIT: @BioLabFella That's a fascinating idea about bioenergetics. I wonder how adjacency affects the signal.

John623498770: @BioLabFella @ProfessBioMIT Cells are almost always packed tightly so adjacency should be frequent.

ProfessBioMIT: @BioLabFella Ugh, I just got randosplained. Maybe I should call you at the lab and take this fascinating conversation private.

randosplain by billbrown December 30, 2022

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.

Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.

RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020

Randsplain 

General Usage: Rand Paul's attempt to explain his current position on a given issue in light of his past positions; often delivered as a testy refutation when presented with factual evidence of his prior alternate position on the same issue.

Specific Usage: Randsplaining often takes the form of neutralizing touchy cultural or political issues providing a clean slate to establish his current position as his historic unchanged position.

Aggressiveness of the Randsplaining is directly proportional to the number of his video clips, quotes, writings, speeches presented as evidence of past flip-flops or contrasting positions.

In an attempt to explain away his countless flip-flops, Paul rudely cut off the journalist at least five times to Randsplain his one, true position after the latest flip-flop on that one issue.

Randsplain by OpinionsOfAnAveageJoe April 8, 2015