Stupid guy from Felix Varela HS: "i just got the newest album from 'wisin y randel'!!"
Me: "dont be such a dumbass, its wisin y YANDEL"
A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming.
Dante: Whoa! That guy has something trying to get out of his pants.
Dante: That guy. He has a... Global Warming?
Harold: Pfft. What a Randel