A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.
"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L
by Adolphus91788 November 26, 2005
He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching
by PMPs September 19, 2016
by Bone February 15, 2004
by He Who Must Be Obeyed... February 14, 2003
A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.
by mug3nx April 27, 2009
"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"
by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2005