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1.
One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.
Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.
by Steven September 12, 2003
 
2.
Becoming wedged between server racks due to one's obesity.
Remorse suffers from ralphitus, and once was required to remove 90% of a customers rack in order to get free.
by magnus September 15, 2003